January 2011
204 posts
New Years Resolution:
ohlovia:
somehow become attractive.
December 2010
87 posts
I hate it when the teacher thinks am sleeping when...
this is great.
danielle-cortez:
courtnaaymariee:
mythicaldreams:
holy-shrimp:
A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl...
musicforyourlove:
Bruno Mars - We’ll Be Alright...
jessicaadangg:
Mash It Up 2K10 by Crevo
A mash...
EMV.
My sister is on the phone right now.
Before, I was trying to lick her knee, right ?
So then she like moved her knee and punched me in the nose.
It hurt, like hell.
LMAO.
FUCK YOU @KAATHYKILLS.
24329.) I just want to cuddle, get a boner, and...
omg, lmfao.
The Main Reason I Hate Pigeons...
thegreattitsofkatyperry:
That moment when you clean your glasses and...
thirtyholyseconds:
absolutezerification:
all the time.
veroniggaspeaks asked: spirited away is the gayest movie ever.
veroniggaspeaks asked: spirited away is the gayest movie ever.
I just watched Spirited Away for the first time.
Diss-ah-point-ment.
Wasted two hours.. on nothing.
before i take a test in school
i’m all confident because i think i got this like
then i get the test and i’m like
then i sit there looking around for someone to copy off of like
then i find some smart kid to copy off of so i’m all
but the bitchass usually covers their paper so i’m like
so then i just sit there and attempt to take this stupid test but it’s so hard so i’m like
and i just hand in my test and...
I hate projects.
I think they should just like, eat themselves. Then shit themselves out. Then eat themselves again. Then puke it out. Then drink it.
Yeah..
Devour your shit nigguhz.
@showmehappiness & I's awesome poem.
“As he touched my boob,
he also rubbed my clit.
He was such a noob.
His dick wouldn’t fit.”
He's My Guy Best Friend.
xhellokayyy:
I want a guy best friend. You know,
where I could go to him about my guy problems.
to ask for advice.
to have him be mistaken as my boyfriend.
where he tells me to pretend to be his girlfriend so creepy girls can back off, someone who I can vent to,
someone who would have my back.
Who knows, maybe someone I’ll end up being with.
I have this guy. I been with him as a...
I don’t like you.
You need to stop following me everywhere like I’m your master.
You need to stop pretending that you know my story and all my friends.
You need to stop assuming things that aren’t even about or related to you in any kind of way.
You just need to get a life.
THERES THIS GIRL ON FACEBOOK WHO UPDATES HER...
GIRL,
THIS ISN’T TWITTER.
Ugh.
I don’t even like you.
Get away from me.
Stop following me everywhere.
Just like, die in a hole or something.
SAGGY PANCAKE.
Jennifer Tran:
(12: 07:33 AM): ಠ_ಠ
(12: 07:43 AM): i jsut heard my parents lock their door.
(12: 07:46 AM): and like .
(12: 08:01 AM): all of a sudden my computer screen started shaking .
(12: 08:02 AM): ಠ_ಠ
hellopaanda:
(12: 09:04 AM): ...
(12: 09:05 AM): EWW.
(12: 09:06 AM): EW..
(12: 09:07 AM): EWWWWW.
(12: 09:09 AM): YOU LYIN'.
Jennifer Tran:
(12: 09:13 AM): no .
(12: 09:16 AM): no......
(12: 09:44 AM): omfg .
(12: 09:48 AM): kimberly already told me.
(12: 09:51 AM): but i didn't hear her .
(12: 09:53 AM): GROSS .
(12: 10:01 AM): TEHY'RE SO OLD .
(12: 10:07 AM): FAPPING IN MY MOTHER .
(12: 10:11 AM): SAGGY PANCAKE .
(12: 10:12 AM): T.T
2 tags
I need to pee & take a shiet.
Thanks to God or Buddha or whoever you believe created mankind, we can do two of those things at once.
So brbz.
